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Recent Movie Reviews


Back To Tamriel Back To Tamriel

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm sorry for your disappointment.



How To Get Ripped Fast How To Get Ripped Fast

Rated 5 / 5 stars

We're all gonna make it, brah.



Pokémon - Now Turn Based Pokémon - Now Turn Based

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

The Ash voice was inexcusably bad. I know it's a cartoon and all, but it was just bad, like an amateur voice actor trying to be funny.
The joke was also not very good, but at least you tried. Decent animation though, so there's that.


Recent Game Reviews


Daft Punk Soundboard Daft Punk Soundboard

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I appreciate the effort; it's fine as soundboards go, but not great as far as music. Everything feels out of place.


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Segway of the Dead Segway of the Dead

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I hate you dicks



Interactive Buddy 2 Interactive Buddy 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Do you know how many years I have been waiting for this?

For a simple upgrade to the kind-of-fun lonely game?

Do you understand the PAIN and SUFFERING that I have endured, so that I may experience this beautiful piece of media?

And only to find out that it's for iOS?!

SHUT THA FUCK UP, AND TAKE MAH MONEY, BEEEYITCH!


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Recent Audio Reviews


Rectal Computer Rectal Computer

Rated 4 / 5 stars

And it was then that moment when young Chris Voigt realized that he would become a famous indie folk singer. He would travel the world, spreading his message of chimp-thieving and menwhores until the day he died; which was coincidentally the next day, due to what the doctor's referred to as "an iPhone shoved up his ass that ruptured his anus."


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Sexual-Lobster responds:

what a heroic yet sad tale.


Money For Nothin (Zatch Remix) Money For Nothin (Zatch Remix)

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Not terrible. But not really good, either. Nothing feels solid or nice. Sorry.



Pokemon - Fuck*ng Aagron Pokemon - Fuck*ng Aagron

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hey, I know this sounds silly, but I'm sort of looking for a thing to animate. I don't have resources, I just have Flash. Initially, I was just going to animate a Pokemon battle to some random Pokemon track that I liked here in the audio portal. But... this is really awesome, and I was wondering...


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Recent Art Reviews


Hoenn Returns Hoenn Returns

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Needs more trumpets


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Dandy Man in Space Dandy Man in Space

Rated 5 / 5 stars

What a dandy guy.


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Birthday Nia Birthday Nia

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

The guy who's post is right below mine is a faggot