Rectal Computer And it was then that moment when young Chris Voigt realized that he would become a famous indie folk singer. He would travel the world, spreading his message of chimp-thieving and menwhores until the day he died; which was coincidentally the next day, due to what the doctor's referred to as "an iPhone shoved up his ass that ruptured his anus."
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All 3 ReviewsI'm a writer. Not a very good one, as I'm always procrastinating. I am a gamer. I draw, occasionally, and people seem to like when I do. I have no skill with flash. I wish to change that. If YOU have skill with flash, message me. We'll make a movie.
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